Twelfth Fob

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Twelve Santas kissing*,
Eleven teachers teaching,
Ten stalkers stalking,
Nine alpha entries,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.


*No, silly, not each other. They were kissing your mom, inducing a heart attack in your father. Don't you read the news?