Monday, January 1, 2007

Eighth Fob

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

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