Saturday, January 6, 2007

The Illustrated Fobs of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me

Twelve Santas kissing,


Eleven teachers teaching,


Ten stalkers stalking,


Nine alpha entries,


Eight Mormons cussing,


Seven shoulders winging,


Six maids unmarried,


FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!


Four times a-fobbed,


Three Moral Peeps,


Two Costco cakes,


And a starling in Tehachapi.

3 comments:

Master Fob said...

Can you illustrate everything I write from now on? And is that an official Lego Brokeback Mountain set?

Sir Jupiter said...

I need therapy

Th. said...

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It's in the tent.