Sunday, December 31, 2006

Seventh Fob

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Sixth Fob

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Fifth Fob

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Fourth Fob

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Four times a-fobbing,
Three Moral Persons,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Third Fob

On the third day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Three Moral Persons,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Second Fob

On the second day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Two Costco cakes
And a starling in Tehachapi.

Monday, December 25, 2006

First Fob

On the first day of Christmas
My true fob sent to me
A starling in Tehachapi.