Sunday, April 15, 2007
Edgy Killer Bunny:
All hail the Brady Bunch!
This isn't about a boy. . . although that is a book and movie that you should all know and love and if you don't, I'll lend you my next counseling session for you to figure out why not.Happily Married Straight Friend of Gay Boyfriend Chick:
Please do say mean things about me. I know I deserve it.
I'm curious what the wrath of Master Fob would be like. Chainsaws? Thumbscrews? It sounds bouncy, trouncy, fun, fun, fun to see what would happen.
I had no problem with "she wants to be in love with him." Maybe through some complicated accident she suspects he has something of hers? Maybe she thinks he's a serial killer? Maybe he plays in a band and she digs his music?
As usual, significant and/or meaningless others are welcome.Melyngoch:
Just use the phrase "always already" and the word "topos" a lot and you'll be fine.
I loved your mom last night AT THE WASH HUT IN THE BACK SEAT OF PETER'S CAR!Petra:
"I can't believe they're letting such a disorganized person graduate!"
"I should always specify my aversion to touch. I really dislike non-sexual touch."
"High Inquisitor is out in full force."
"It's late for pregnant people."
Hormones, chemical reaction, strange voodoo, fantasies about making out with them, because other girls like the boy and they want to be the chosen one--these are but a paltry smattering of some "reasons" girls do the things they do.Th.:
I think the word "prick" must've flown through his mind like milk and honey.
I have to tell you, those ads for the new sandwich at Quizno's are keeping me up at night.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Monday, April 9, 2007
Thursday, April 5, 2007
*It has come to my attention that I inadvertently posted this five minutes after another post. That was purely a coincidence and not meant to invalidate the earlier post nor its author.
1. Nipples are the new broccoli.
2. Last call. Please post whether you downloaded PENny, yea or nay. I think I'll take it off sometime next week.
3. I have two. How many do you have?
4. The nipple came by midnight and left its cushions upon the floor.