On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true fob sent to me
Eleven teachers teaching*,
Ten stalkers stalking,
Nine alpha entries,
Eight Mormons cussing,
Seven shoulders winging,
Six maids unmarried,
FIVE GAY SEX SCENES!
Four times a-fobbed,
Three Moral Peeps,
Two Costco cakes,
And a starling in Tehachapi.
*In a non-pedophiliac sort of way.
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