Did Somebody Say Nipple?!

Stories That Would Sell Better Were Their Titles to Contain the Word Nipple:

• Absalom, Absalom! I Mean, Nipple!
  All the King’s Nipples
  A Handful of Nipples
  An American Nipple
  Are You There Nipple? It’s Me, Margaret
  The Nipples Karamazov
  Nipple-22
  Canterbury Nipples
  A Clockwork Nipple
  The Cunning Nipple
  Don Quixote de La Pezón (Spanish)
  The French Lieutenant’s Nipple
  Gone With the Nipple
  The Nipples of Wrath
  The Great Nipple
  The Nipple is A Lonely Hunter
  I, Nipple
  The Lion, The Nipple and the Wardrobe
  Lord of the Nipple (William Golding)
  The Lord of the Nipples (J.R.R. Tolkien)
  Naked Nipple
  Nipple-Eighty-Four
  The Old Wives’ Nipple
  One Flew Over the Nipple’s Nest
  Nipple’s Complaint
  The Nipple of Miss Jean Brodie
  Tender is the Nipple
  Nipplehouse-Five
  The Nipple Who Came in From the Cold
  Their Eyes Were Watching Nipples
  To Kill a Nipple
  Wide Sargasso Nipple