¡Synergy! II: Because If Theric Can Recycle Posts Then So Can I

Seven reasons I'm voting for avocado:

1. It's so versatile. It can go on crackers, in a salad, in guacamole, and the list goes on and on. (And even if it doesn't, who needs more than those three?)
2. It counts as one of the 3-5 fruits you should eat every day, and, on account of its greenness, doubles as a vegetable.
3. All green things are good for you.
4. Avocado is very similar to abogado, which means "lawyer" in Spanish. Um. Hm. Well. Okay, maybe that's not a good thing. But it's still quite tasty!
5. It has good cholesterol. I mean really, you have to be pretty darn virtuous to take something as bad as cholesterol and make it into a good thing.
   
6. No wars have ever been fought over avocado.
7. No wars have ever been fought with avocado.
   

Forget Hillary, Barack, and the Mormon guy--vote avocado in 2008.