Extremely Short Poems, in Which FOB Names Are Coupled With Rhyming Epithets, the Significance of Which Is Both Deep and Obscure

Master Fob:
a purple daub.

Thmazing Theric:
a pagan cleric.

Jeph:
a treble clef.

Tolkien Boy:
dark green bok choy.

Queen Zippergut:
a quonset hut.

The Marchioness:
Elizabethan dress.

Weed:
a mustard seed.

Melyngoch:
a raven flock.

editorgirl:
an ancient pearl.

Sir Jupiter:
a coat of fur.

Straight Happily Married Friend of Gay Boyfriend Chick:
an ice pick.

Edgy Killer Bunny:
a stack of money.

Petra:
the Metra.

I would just like to point out

that Edgy's most recent post is currently at the top of the "Recent Fobbings" sidebar thingee. Apparently this is important to him.

The All-New Foblog!

(Until the old one gets fixed.)